• tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit
  • cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer
    toeianimation:
    thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
    toxxiczombie:

Turnstile by andersenbrandon on Flickr.
    688

    Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
  • sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.
    realrightrick:

Relevant

    jigglemyboobies:

    kushaw:

    jigglemyboobies:

    Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

    because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

    no because he did nazi it coming

    politedoge:

    when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

    image

    radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story